Was man tun kann, wenn ein Anwender den Virenscanner abschaltet, nur für VB Könner

if virus_scan.disable then user.idiot = true

...

if user.idiot then
  break_fingers(user)
  bash_in_head(user)
end if

private sub break_fingers(user as dumb_person)
  tool.hammer.size = really_big
  for finger = 1 to 10
    use_hammer(user, finger)
  next finger
end sub

private sub bash_in_head(user as dumb_person)
  dim club as new wooden_object
  do
    club.beat user
  until user.lesson_learned
end sub