Three proofs that Jesus was MEXICAN:

  1. His first name was Jesus.
  2. He was bilingual.
  3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

Three proofs that Jesus was BLACK:

  1. He called everybody "brother".
  2. He liked Gospel.
  3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

Three proofs that Jesus was JEWISH:

  1. He went into his father's business.
  2. He lived at home until he was 33.
  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and His Mother was sure he was God.

Three proofs that Jesus was ITALIAN:

  1. He talked with his hands.
  2. He had wine with every meal.
  3. He worked in the building trades.

Three proofs that Jesus was a CALIFORNIAN:

  1. He never cut his hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot.
  3. He started a new religion.

Three proofs that Jesus was IRISH:

  1. He never got married.
  2. He was always telling stories.
  3. He loved green pastures.

And now, the MOST Compelling EVIDENCE:

Three proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:

  1. He had to feed a crowd, at a moments notice, when there was no food.
  2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
  3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.